笑話系列 - 用1~10寫一篇作文

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學生作文：

我10在太想你了

已經想你很9了

請8你交給我

我絕對不會7負你

永遠6在我身邊

5發4今生今世

絕對不會3心2意

這輩子只愛你1個

老師評語：

這文章寫得不錯，寫的

獨1無2 ，

3生有幸遇到這樣的學生

我連看了4、5遍！

嚇得6神無主了，小小年記就寫情書，

我心7上8下，

想你也是預謀已9了

為師10分佩服。

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1個晚上

2人同床

3更半夜

4下無人

5指亂摸

6根清淨

7上8下

9逢甘霖

10分爽快

一夜之間

兩人在床

三更半夜

四下無人

五指亂摸

六指懸疑

七上八下

久久一次

十分爽快

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