Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - S05E01 - Finn the Human
探險活寶 第五季第一集
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[Mouse squeaks]
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[Penguins wenk]
企鵝
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[All cheering]
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[Screeches]
尖叫聲
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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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[creak!]
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[Both grunting]
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[Both groaning]
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[Gasps]
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He's heading
for that cupe!
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Come on, Jake.
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Oh, yeah.
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[Squish!]
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[Laughing]
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What?! He's gone.
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What? What happened?
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Hey, hey!
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Did you guys see that?
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You know that was a ghost
wearing a dead guy?
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That might be the nastiest
thing I've ever seen.
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N-n-n-n-nasty, nasty Jazz.
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Nast...
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Hey, hey! Easy, buddy.
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That's our friend Billy.
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He got possessed
by the Lich!
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Oh, sorry! Sorry.
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I didn't mean nothin' by it.
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I mean, I have a
lot of nasty friends.
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My uncle was nasty.
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I'm basically
honorary nasty.
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Do you know
where he went?
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We have to find our friend.
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Who knows.
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Uh... oh.
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Actually, it depends on
the wish I granted him.
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Wish?
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Yeah, he wished for the
extinction of all life,
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and I did it.
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I guess it changed his
timeline or something.
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What?! Oh, glob!!
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Whoa, wait a minute.
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How can that be if
I'm still here kickin'
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it with my main man,
Finn?
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Oh, that's because you're
safe in my time room
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until you make <i>your</i> wish.
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BOTH:
Oh-h-h-h.
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I wish that life
wasn't anymore exti...
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Whoa! Wait, Jake.
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Don't mess this up.
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Think about it.
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If we wish everything
back to normal,
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the Lich could just
jazz it up again.
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Oh, yeah.
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Jazz.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hm-m-m-m.
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I got it!
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I wish...
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The Lich...
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never...
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even ever existed.
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[Door creaks]
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Mom?
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Mom, what's wrong?
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Finn, I need you to
do something for me.
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It's very important.
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[Barks]
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I need you to take
the mule into
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town today and sell him
for as much as you can.
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What?
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Sell Bartram?
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But I love Bartram.
What the heck, mom?!
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Shh!
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Finn, please.
Just do as I say.
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#NAME?
#NAME?
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I push you.
You fall down.
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The Destiny Gang?
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Finn, please.
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Everything will be fine,
I promise.
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Now, just do as I say.
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[Sighs]
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I'm sorry, Bartram.
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I guess dad must be in real
trouble to be doing this.
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But I bet there's a lot of fine
folk lookin' to buy a good mule.
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Why, I bet I could even
come visit sometimes.
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Won't that be swell,
Bartram?
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Bartram?
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Dang it, Bartram.
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Bar-bar?
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What the...
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Bar-bar, how'd you
get up there?
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[Sighs]
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[Yelps]
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[Groans]
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Jake, look!
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A golden crown!
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Unbelievable!
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We can sell it
<i>and</i> keep Bartram!
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Bong bong!
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Hold it right there!
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Who are you?
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I'm a thousand years old,
and this is <i>my</i> crown.
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Okay, okay.
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But, um...
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maybe I could just...
borrow it for a little while?
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OLD WOMAN:
No!
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No! No!
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This crown is magic.
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Bad, terrible magic.
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Too dangerous for mortal
fingies like yours!
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One thousand years ago, my
beloved friend, Simon Petrikov,
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gave his life to
save this foolish,
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unworthy planet
from annihilation.
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A frightful bomb
was poised to
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bathe the land
in mutogenic horror.
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But using his mastery
of ice and snow,
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Simon froze the bomb in
mid-flight only inches
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from the ground,
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where it remains to
this very day,
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today,
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ever-ripe and
ready to blow.
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But he alone
was not saved.
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Trapped under the giant weight
of the enormous bomb,
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poor Simon perished.
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Little help?
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And the horrible crown,
grieving its lost master,
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loosed a spasm of magic
so wild and crazy,
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the entire Earth was buried
in ice for 400 boring years.
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Uh...
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None of that is true,
'cause magic is fake.
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Daddy says the false prophets
of old used cheap parlor tricks
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to control the people,
and to get babes,
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like 10 or 12
hot babes each.
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No! Magic is real!
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Lady, you been
down here too long.
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- Why don't you just let...
- Step off, or I will use this!
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Lady, quit it
with that thing!
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I'm sorry.
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You must die!
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[Screams]
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Aah?
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[Barks]
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Ooh.
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Um...
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OLD WOMAN:
Oh, man!
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This thing...
dang it!
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Go, Jake!
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[Barking]
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Aah!
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OLD WOMAN:
Go back to the underworld, you beast!
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Sorry!
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I got to save my dad.
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Destroy the world,
more like!
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[Sighs]
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Dummy!
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I give up.
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SIMON:
<i>The crown...</i>
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<i>Go get it.</i>
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I know you're not
really talking to me.
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I'm not crazy!
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<i>Get the crown!</i>
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<i>Go get it!</i>
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[Sighs]
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<i>Get the crown, Marceline!</i>
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<i>Go get it!</i>
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I can't...
my knees!
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<i>Well, that's real</i>ly
<i>disappointing, I must say.</i>
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<i>I'm just...</i>
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<i>Well, whatever.</i>
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<i>You're really letting</i>
<i>me down right now.</i>
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Okay. All right.
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[Farts]
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FINN:
Cool crown!
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Who wants a cool crown?!
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I found it on a
dead magician dude!
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I'll take it.
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Awesome!
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How much cash you got?
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Oh, I'm poor.
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Uh, but what about I trade
you for a personal concert
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at your house?
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I'll come over later and
sing you like four songs.
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I mostly do covers,
but I have originals, too.
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Do you own any spoons?
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No.
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Let me see that!
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Hey!
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Heh.
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[Gasps quietly]
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Wait. Destiny Gang.
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I got to sell that
to pay you guys!
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Trami, what you think?
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Is it my style?
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Big Destiny will know.
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Yo, boss!
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Snap!
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Huh? What is this?
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Are you telling me
what to wear, Trami?
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No, boss!
You look good!
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You think I should
re-invent my style
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and put a stupid thing
on my head?!
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No, man!
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You tell <i>us</i> what to wear!
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Otherwise, you would
dress like an idiot!
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Bam! Crown shorts.
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BOTH:
Amazing!
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Yeah-ha-hah.
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Clap harder, trash bag.
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Okay, you guys.
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Give me my money or
leave my parents alone.
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Property of old dead person
go to Big Destiny.
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[Chomp!]
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One arm needs to
learn the rules,
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unless you want your
butt handed to you.
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I guess it wasn't
really mine.
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It's mine!
I'm a demon.
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Half demon.
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Tromo, jack up crazy lady.
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Trami, take mule back
to crib for din-din.
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What?!
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[Groans]
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[Mule brays]
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Bar-bar!
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TRAMl:
Tough luck, one-arm!
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[Grunts]
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[Cackles]
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See you soon,
bad style junk town!
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[Continues cackling]
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Bar-bar.
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TROMO:
End of the road, bat lady.
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Oww, my bones!
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[Laughs]
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Aah!
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[Flute playing]
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[Groaning]
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My eye!
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I will junk your face!
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What the...
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Destiny Gang,
get out of town!
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We're sick of
being bullied around!
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ALL:
Yeah!
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You make big mistake!
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Especially you, one-arm.
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My name is Finn Mertens!
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And tell Big "D"
I'm coming for my stuff!
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Oh, you come and try!
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Are you okay, lady?
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You must promise to...
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promise to return the crown
to its hide-hole.
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I promise.
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You'll need this, Finn,
if you want to win.
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Choose Bruce.
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What is it?
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It's a weapon for your arm.
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With this,
you will defend from harm!
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Hmm.
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Feels natural,
like peeing outside.
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Sort of.
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Best not to take the lift,
my friend,
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else the D-Gang
will see you coming in!
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No.
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I want them to see me.
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I'm-a go up there and
show them my face!!
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[Grunts]
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[Yelling]
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Aah?
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Hello?
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[Mule braying]
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Bar-bar? I'm coming!
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Bar-bar!
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I want my stuff, you big dump.
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[Yells]
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You want Big D's crown, huh?
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[Weakly]
Yeah!
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And Bar-bar!
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Here you go, then.
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Wha...?
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That is your
final possession,
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the last thing you
will ever own.
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What do you... mean?
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Look down there, stupid.
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[People screaming]
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[Gasps]
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Town is on fire, see?
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I made it on fire.
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Fix up junk town.
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Look at old man cry!
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[Cackles]
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That's what happens
when you mess with Big D!
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You get crush!
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Your family get crush!
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Boo-yah!
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Suck my shirt!!
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Jump!
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[Screaming]
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Choose Bruce!
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[Sobbing]
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All my stuff is "goan!"
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Now they're going after your...
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Home!
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[Continues sobbing]
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Bar-bar, come on!
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Hurry, Finn!
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You can win!
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[Continues crying]
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Finn!
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Return...
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I will.
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But we got to stop
the D-Gang first.
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Come on, Jake!
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[Barking]
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Good boy!
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ALL: [chanting]
Destiny!
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Destiny!
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No-o-o-o!!
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[Chanting continues]
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[Cackles]
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Yeah!
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How did I even
get here, son?!
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[Growls]
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[Baby crying]
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[Gasps]
Mom! Dad!
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- DAD: Finn!
- MOM: No!
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[Baby continues crying]
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[Metal clunks]
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You said this
thing is magic?
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Yes, powerful and dangerous.
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But you lost your
mind in a cave.
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Whatever.
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You just got to
believe me, okay?
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For serious,
you donk!
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I am Big D!!
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Whoo!!
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I believe you.
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You do?
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Wait, no! Dingus!
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[Screams]
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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FINN:
This party isso crazy!</i>
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